Satire: “I didn’t get a ticket to the Duke-UNC game and I’m OK”
Editor's Note: This article is satire.
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Editor's Note: This article is satire.
I’ll admit it. I have no clue what a double-double is.
The North Carolina men's basketball team is heading to the Final Four in what has been a historic NCAA Tournament run.
Students weren't expecting the North Carolina men’s basketball team to win Saturday night, let alone that they would rush Franklin Street afterward. But, as UNC's lead grew late in the game, people started leaving their TVs and lacing their shoes in anticipation of the tradition.
Wednesday night, UNC will face off against ACC rival Duke University at 9 p.m. in Cameron Indoor Stadium, where the ticket prices are over $3,000.
Varsity sports teams aren’t the only teams on campus that take the Duke rivalry seriously. Club sports teams also want nothing more than to demolish Duke every time they compete.
Chapel Hill is number one in WalletHub.com's new list of the best and worst cities for college basketball fans. Durham ranked number three. Staff Writer Gregory Hall asked students their thoughts on the matter.
March is upon us and with it brings the NCAA men’s basketball tournament, aka March Madness.
Students in the Dean Dome got pretty lucky on Saturday night.
When you attend UNC, you’re aware of the incredible history.
While many students consider the Duke-UNC rivalry to be an irreconcilable division, some things transcend rivalries — like the musical "Hamilton" and meme accounts.
After going to almost 40 different Carolina Fever events, spending over 100 hours cheering on UNC athletics and waiting since Feb. 17, 2016 for this rematch, the time had finally come.
Like any good senior, I tried to get Duke tickets yesterday.
Ah, the basketball lottery — the wonderful system that randomly gives out the coveted men’s basketball tickets for important games such as the one against Louisville tonight.
Here is the link to the page.
The time has come to don every remotely Carolina blue piece of clothing you own and bond with your fellow Tar Heels by screeching at the TV with all the mighty force of a thousand students stampeding to Walmart for a case of water. Every good watch party needs a solid selection of snacks to fuel the rivalry, so here’s a list of recipes from snacks to desserts.
It’s time for the North Carolina-Duke rivalry game, and for the seventh consecutive year, the Tar Heel Outreach Program is hosting its annual watch party at the Varsity Theatre.
HAPPY d00k WEEK!!
In a recent interview, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway coined the term "alternative facts," which has since gained popularity in both real life and meme culture. Alternative facts do not exist. They are just a bullshit way of telling people that you lied about something you disagree with. Since we disagree on everything about Duke, here are some alternative facts about the second worst university on the earth (we don't want them to be number one at anything).