Ah yes, the lovely teatime "L" that stands for London in my mind .
The British commonly stereotype us as "loud, fat Americans" and David Bowie proclaims that he's "afraid of Americans."
Not only are those not very nice things to say, but they're totally true, just like the English are a bunch of stuffy, snooty prisses. (I said I was going to try to be sincere for one entire column, but sincerity is so overrated. And, besides, sarcasm is my specialty.)
When I moved to the island, I didn't know what to expect. Stereotypes aside, though, living in London was all good.
There were a few things, however, that I still don't miss. For instance, I don't miss living in the substandard housing provided by the University and a management team that didn't consider having heat in February a necessity. Moreover, I'll always be thankful that we have the finest and freest toilets on God's green earth.
I also became aware that nobody knows food like Americans. Germany, therefore, should be the diet capital of the world. I never found anything to eat there that wasn't some form of ground-up white Wiener Schnitzel. Needless to say I was grateful for the beer, which became my primary source of nutrition. Back in homey England, I also bowed down with raw idolatry to the forces of McDonald's, entering its Golden Gates of Grease often, and with a ravenous appetite for anything American.
But it's not heat, toilets or food Americans should be thankful for because we can all safely take them for granted here in our country. What I was thankful for was the freedom to be a stranger in a strange place and to separate myself from my normal reality. In that short time span, rambling abroad forever changed my life and, more importantly, my direction. For that, I am most thankful. (Damn it, there is a theme after all.)
London is an awesome place, like an unreal kingdom, the ancient pinned up against the new. Everything gray with gold. The red double-decker buses; the crazy cabbies; my favorite little Italian restaurant, Trattoria Da Aldo; nearly getting yourself killed because you forgot they drive on the wrong side of the road; hoping to spot a glimpse of my (and every other girl's) future husband, Prince William; the plethora of five-story clothing stores; the workmen I passed every morning en route to school who yelled, "Gooood Moynin!"; the pubs and pints of Kronnenburg 1664; the flower vendors on the street; the tube; and the underground homeless musicians contrasted against the unimaginable wealth of a millennium of royalty. Life thrives there in its quaint mixture of antiquity and cosmopolitan nature.
So this is my sincerity, and these are the things I'm thankful for: the little things, the simple things in life. And even though I no longer thrive off the ecstacy of living in a big city, I find myself even more thankful for my friends here now, who listen to my crazy dreams and who remind me to keep my chin up.
OK, enough mush-n-gush.
Go home and do whatever it is you do and be thankful for whatever you can find to be thankful for, but, above all, bask like a pig in a mud bath of laziness during the Thanksgiving holiday because it won't last long.
Anne Marie Teague is a tired, haggard and severely overworked senior business
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administration major from Lumberton who
is already enjoying the holiday in the rural wilds of Robeson County doing absolutely nothing and savoring every precious moment of it. E-mail her at teague@email.unc.edu.