Surely, the men and women who tend the field at Koskinen Stadium were off somewhere toasting the beauty of the rule that teams must switch sides after halftime.
Had that rule not been in effect, the side of the field that UNC attacked would have gotten awfully chewed up - and the other side would have been in near-mint condition.
Applying an overwhelming amount of defensive pressure, particularly up top, UNC limited its three opponents to six shots and one goal and pitched consecutive shutouts against Florida State and Duke.
"They compact the field. They make it small, so it's easy for them to help each other," said Blue Devils coach Bill Hempen after UNC beat his team 4-0 in the finals Sunday. "The midfielders help the defenders, the midfielders help the forwards, the forwards help the midfielders. It's a team effort defensively."
As it has for much of the season, UNC's defensive push began with senior forward Meredith Florance.
While Florance's offensive prowess might draw her the most attention - her 22 goals lead the nation - her defensive play has been just as phenomenal this season.
At no time was that facet of her game more apparent than in the second half of UNC's
3-0 semifinal defeat of Florida State on Friday.
After chesting a Seminole throw-in along the right sideline, Florance collected the ball and raced 80 yards downfield. It took a lunging save from FSU goalkeeper Sarah Crawford to deflect Florance's shot just wide right.