DHMO stands for dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical also known as "hydric acid" or "hydrogen hydroxide." DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Appalachian coal companies have long used DHMO as a solvent to remove mining impurities from dirty coal. In fact, it's a major component of the 250 million gallons of coal sludge that inundated the Tug Fork, the source of most public water supplies in parts of southern West Virginia and eastern Kentucky.
The sludge created by Martin County Coal's mining operation was left in a giant slurry pool in the hopes that the DHMO would magically "vaporize," leaving behind only "safe" sludge. Yet when this sludge escaped to dump tons of DHMO into the regional water supply, lawyers had the gall to claim in court that the spill "was the direct, sole and proximate result of an act of God, the occurrence of which was not within the control of Martin County Coal."
Whether God was involved or not, the spill worries scientists who worry about details like health and behavioral effects on humans.
DHMO affects many biological processes and has been detected in the neurons of individuals afflicted by paranoid schizophrenia and antisocial personality disorder.
Nearly 90 percent of child molesters have admitted to consuming DHMO mere hours - sometimes minutes - before molesting.
This and other uses of the chemical helped lead to massive DHMO use by guards in concentration camps in Nazi Germany, by the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia and by the Colombian army in support of attacks on subsistence farmers in the Andes mountains.
DHMO has become so common in those mountains that as they bury their families, it's said that the survivors' tears are mostly DHMO.
In contrast, DHMO is so scarce in the Middle East that wars have been fought over it. And the U.S. military refuses to deny that American soldiers were exposed to DHMO during the Gulf War. Nearly all of the soldiers afflicted by Gulf War syndrome are among those believed to be infected with DHMO.