Lock the back door improperly and attach the trailer to your vehicle.
Begin transit from point A to point B, but along the way you'll fail to notice as a road case and classic guitar fall from the U-Haul into the middle of a busy highway. Next you'll continue driving, oblivious, only realizing the mistake one mile later.
Suddenly you'll stop, scream in alarm and send two crew guys sprinting back down the highway for the aforementioned mile. Amazingly, your crew guys will find your gear unharmed. They'll dodge traffic until they're within 100 feet of said gear, risking life and limb. But as your crew guys get closer, so does an ill-timed semi.
As the semi barrels toward you, you'll hold your breath and watch in horror as the road case and guitar are smashed into thousands of tiny pieces.
Welcome to a bad day in Matthew Sweet's life on the road. But don't worry -- it gets a little easier, he said.
"Touring is certainly something that, over the years, I've definitely grown fonder of than in the beginning," Sweet said.
Sweet, an alternative rock singer/songwriter with an ear for classic, Beach Boys-esque pop, has been described as an amalgamation of the Beatles, R.E.M. and Neil Young. His 1991 album Girlfriend won critical acclaim and reached the top five on the modern rock charts, and his 1994 effort, 100% Fun, received radio airplay with "Sick of Myself." He even collaborated with comedian Mike Myers, co-writing "BBC" for Myers' hit "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."
After a greatest hits compilation and a few brief tours promoting 1999's In Reverse, Sweet ditched his record label and set out on his own.
Faced with the task of self-promotion, he accepted offers for double-night bookings in Chicago and New York. From these club dates spawned his current tour across the Midwest and East Coast. All in all, Sweet will visit 11 states and the District of Columbia in less than a month.