"Luckily, the cancer hasn't spread," Boilskin grinned. He added, "But seriously, that's the trouble with this disease. Once you've been exposed it's about numbers, about luck."
And, lawmakers say, when it comes to skin cancer, Americans are unlucky to the extent that legislation may be required to protect them.
Richard Lightman, chairman of the committee that sponsors the event, pointed to legislation already in place inhibiting the use of products such as cigarettes and intoxicating liquors.
"We want to draw an analogy between the harmful effects of sunlight and the harmful effects of alcohol and cigarette consumption." The logistics of taxing sunlight, or limiting exposure, Lightman noted, would be challenging. "But," he argued, "that doesn't diminish the importance of our gathering. We want to protect people."
Legislative protection against the harms resulting from smoking and drinking, protection that limits individual consumption through statutes, taxes or warnings, has been in effect for years.
Legal actions against tobacco makers commenced when it was found that producers had purposefully inserted addictive chemicals into cigarettes of which the public was unaware.
Conventiongoers say the deception here is less direct. "Here you have society telling you something is good," said activist Daniel Blackmole. "But really it is harmful. People don't know the facts, and we want to get them out there."
Some have suggested setting up tax booths, where residents could deposit a quarter for every hour spent in the sunlight, beginning on an honor system until a viable enforcement regime can be developed.
Others propose equipping passageways that lead out-of-doors with permanent hologram-like warnings that flash on and off as a person steps through. Technology giant SunCom has offered to develop a trial line of hologram machines if the federal government will fund the project.
AARS members stressed the importance of the message. "It isn't necessarily about laws, though they may help," said member Ruth Sunnyday. "Right now we need to inform the public, let the public decide for itself what it needs to do."
That raises the touchy issue of individual rights, the battle cry for protesters who picketed above ground throughout the convention.
"We don't need to be protected from ourselves!" one protester exclaimed. "They make us wear seatbelts because, they say, it's for our own good. But it's not about our safety!"
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"It's about money," another chimed in. "It's usually lower-income people who can't pay the bills when they get in accidents, so we got to pay through taxes. It makes sense: Make them wear seatbelts to reduce the costs. But what about rights? What if we don't want to wear a seatbelt? Why do we have to wear a seatbelt just because we were born in this society?"
Similarly, protesters say, if a person wishes to spend time in the sun, enough time to burn, then a person should be able to make that decision.
"It is not the function of our government to tell us how to lead our lives," one added.
Yet, Cloudensky responds, "We're already controlled, whether we like it or not. Our thoughts, our opinions are controlled by the television screen. What it tells us is tan is good, tan is healthy. All we are trying to say is people are wrong about that and wrong for continuing to promote that message."
Yes, he made it up. Paul Tharp is a first-year law student. Reach him with any questions or comments at ptharp@email.unc.edu.