So, if the theory holds true, Joy Ganes, a star high jumper for North Carolina, is also good -- very good, in fact.
The highlights of Ganes' collegiate jumping career appear on the right hand column of Page 15 in UNC's 2001 track and field media guide. No, it's not a short story, and no, it's not her memoir.
It just looks that way.
It begins: Joy Ganes, a 6-foot senior from Bay Shore, N.Y. Her personal record in the high jump is 6-1/2, the fourth best ever by a female UNC competitor.
It tells of her six indoor and outdoor ACC titles, her five All-America honors, her yearly appearances at nationals and her showing at the USA Indoor Championships.
It also tells of her victories at the Penn Relays, the Gatorade Twilight Meet, the Carolina Classic and both the USCTFS meets in Chapel Hill. And those were just in the year 2000 alone.
"When I'm jumping, it's probably one of the most serious times in my life," Ganes said. "I'm not very serious with most things, but when I jump I try to take it very seriously."
But despite all of her success, Ganes seemed a bit hesitant to speak about herself. Maybe it was the fatigue from competing only minutes before in an event she won but claimed to have jumped "very badly" in. Or maybe it's the simple fact that she's modest.
She doesn't gloat about the accomplishments listed in UNC's media guide. Nor does she boast about her accomplishments not listed there.