I only wish I were talking about the dynamic music group that spawned such hits as "Money for Nothing" (I Want My MTV) and "Walk of Life."
Late last week, the legislature's Joint Appropriations Subcommittee on Education (read: Raleigh hooligans) gave the word that our fine institution would need to do a little belt tightening in the name of budget cuts to the ugly tune of $25 million -- quite a hefty price from our lawmakers who have long promised to prioritize higher education.
I'm going to tell you why you should give a damn.
The said cut could result in higher tuition, less quality professors, more barbecue-eating TAs, layoffs and salary cuts.
A bad scene indeed, and one that couldn't come at a worse time. The University was just getting back on stable ground. In August 1999, the community was reeling from the death of Chancellor Michael Hooker. The administrative ranks were shaky. In place was an interim leader who could only steer the flagship for so long. Provost Dick Richardson was recovering from a heart attack and set to retire in a year. The vice chancellor for finance made plans to leave the post. The schools of law and nursing were welcoming new deans. The bond package had stagnated in the legislature, and a $6.8 million budget shortfall added to the woes.
In the meantime, higher-ups were trying to implement campus-changing initiatives such as the Master Plan and the Carolina Computing Initiative, which had only existed on paper but were now becoming realities.
We were on the road to recovery with the Big Meese securely in place. The bond passed in November, and Student Union construction, Master Plan blueprints and the computer initiative were well under way. With a cut of $25 million, UNC won't just have to tighten its belt -- it'll have to lose the belt altogether.
And there's a lot at stake. Our honchos are already spooked. Meese and UNC-system President Molly Broad are surprised and scared and a little pissed. Faculty Council Chairwoman Sue Estroff is worried that our professors already are packing their bags and potential faculty are writing UNC off.
Students are caught in the middle. And I'm worried our voices will not be enough. But with the big decision-makers in North Carolina, money speaks louder than words. And that's where the Meese comes in.