It's about that time to get a major, and I'm getting worried. The years have crept up on me. I'm practically a junior which means it's about time to gulp back trepidation and stare down my destiny. It's time to decide my fate, future, and choose from more than a hundred options -- the majors list. I'm turning to you all for help.
I'm vexed by the whole thing -- thus far I've been perfectly happy living in denial. I've made a practice of filing "college major" under the ever-increasing list of "Things Not to Think About," a sample of which I will include below.
Things Not to Think About