You see, this is a matter of the biological predisposition of the woman. So many women today attempt to stray away from the kitchen, imagining that God had something else in mind when He created them.
Well, let me be the first to tell you -- he didn't. Women, your chances of escaping this God-ordained fate are about the same as a rat in a python's cage -- sooner or later nature will take its course. Thus, it's my hope that women will find themselves in their proper place: the kitchen.
Now why would I allow you to think that I subscribe to the chauvinist ideas that these first few paragraphs seem to illustrate? Because clearly it's similar chauvinist ideals that form and perpetuate distorted messages to women about what is the shape of a healthy body.
Thus, it is my hope that women will find themselves in the kitchen, or wherever it may be that they choose to find a meal.
Before attacking where society goes wrong, I'd like to say there is nothing wrong with being attracted to a sexy woman (or man). Regardless of whether your taste in sexiness is socialized or God simply made it so you just can't stop staring at that woman at the bar with wide birthing hips, finding someone attractive is no sin.
Finding where we do go wrong, however, is not a challenging task. Just click on the TV or flip through a magazine, and you'll find beautiful people prancing around everywhere you turn.
Still, I'm not going to talk about the problems that you've already heard, like how Vogue and Barbie are wreaking havoc on many generations of young women and girls.
The problem I'd like to emphasize is that we treat each other like large-mouth bass.
For men and women alike at UNC, we view our significant others as trophies reflective of our own self-worth. We look for a person who will meet our peers' approval and then attempt to catch, stuff and mount them.