Men at Work
The renovation of the School of Government is still not complete, thus upholding UNC's proud tradition of 209 years of continuous construction.
We Care -- Really
TPAC will be holding forums to solicit student input about parking changes. After the forums, TPAC members plan to laugh heartily before recommending the elimination of all student parking spaces.
Celebrity Skin
Attorney General John Ashcroft had a skin lesion removed this week. Doctors said they were able to successfully remove the "666" from his forehead.
Tar Heel Quotables
"Those people who want to do away with tax relief don't know what they're talking about."
President George W. Bush
He should know -- he's an expert on not knowing what he's talking about.
"We're always down for a slap-fest."
Junior David Townes
Commenting on what he and his friends would do for Duke tickets. Unfortunately, it seems that this year's UNC team is also always down for a slap-fest.
"It's kind of like when you learn physics -- when they teach you Newtonian physics."
Duke Basketball Player Matt Christensen
On the Duke-UNC rivalry. Would that be Newton's law that a pompus ass tends to remain a pompus ass?
