2 Stars
The story always ends the same. Peter leaps off Wendy's windowsill, yells "Goodbye Wendy!" and Wendy always believes in Peter, fairies and pixie dust.
But what do you do when you run out of fairy tales to tell, the world is full of kids who act older than their actual ages and your studio just isn't bringing people in like it used to?
If you're Disney, you create a sequel. With a plot usually reserved for a straight-to-video release, Peter Pan, Captain Hook and Tinker Bell are back in theaters with "Return To Never Land."
Wendy, now an adult with two children of her own, has maintained her imagination. But her progenies have been robbed of their childhood by World War II. Jane, her practical eldest daughter, has no time for childish diversions, refusing to have "faith, trust and pixie dust" as part of her belief structure.
But even Jane can't ignore the flying pirate ship and the hordes of menacing seafarers pouring onto her roof -- and into her window. Mistaking Jane for Wendy, Captain Hook, the most "brazen, bold and brilliant buccaneer that ever sailed the briny blue," throws his bait for Pan in a bag and sails her off to Never Land.
To hang a right at the second star you come to and by morning be in a place where you never grow old sound like pretty good Spring Break plans to me. But in this updated trip to Never Land, decades of controlled substance use could never prepare you for the kaleidoscopic journey in this sequel.
The presentation of entering Never Land has changed; it's one of the many things that has. Change can be a good thing, but the people at Disney haven't been changing just the frills throughout their past few films, they've been monkeying around with the formula.