When I leave home for summer adventures, I plant parting Post-it notes for my family around the house -- which they find weeks later -- and I hold back my tears until I'm safely seated in the departing airplane.
My parents are accustomed to a quick hug in the airport and mumbled parting words from me rather than articulate speeches. At best I can provide a "to do" list of last-minute errands, and in my last column, I want to do more than ask you to make a dentist appointment for me, although I could use a cleaning in December, if you know an Asheville dentist ...
Given that I frequently frighten strangers on airplanes with my emotional displays, I am reluctant to even attempt explaining how much I have appreciated the honor of being your University columnist this semester. As I have two other papers to write after I finish writing this column, however, I'm going to risk smearing some ink with a tearful eulogy for this weekly rant.
Here goes my first public, farewell Post-it.
Looking back, dear readers, on our good times together, I realize how much this experience has taught me about our University. Writing this weekly column has solidified some of my outrageous opinions and also widened my made-for-TV perspective to cinema-scope proportions.
It turns out Chancellor James Moeser is not the great and powerful Oz, hiding in South Building plotting international UNC franchises, and that the Board of Trustees knew night parking was as fishy as Bob Knight's escapades with the Transportation and Parking Advisory Committee.
A woman can indeed be elected student body president (Who knew?), and real students can fill perpetually empty Student Congress seats -- if only on Election Day. I'll leave it to my successor to check attendance.
It is true that in the not-so-distant future, underground parking, public art projects and a revitalized curriculum will improve the UNC experience.
Like Madonna, UNC is constantly reinventing itself. Change is constant at UNC, and the campus might be unrecognizable to current students when we return to campus with our own children.