Packing Heat
Budget cuts have led to the Appalachian State University police chief teaching a class. Potential class topics include "How to Beat Up Stoner Hippies" and "Respect My Authoritah!"
Party Pooper
A Chapel Hill resident with a list of supporters is pushing town officials to re-examine Apple Chill. Thankfully, Halloween partying has been spared so far from petition-wielding residents.
Facing the Future
Chancellor James Moeser laid out a plan to make UNC the leading public university in the nation. Watch your back, Berkeley!
Tar Heel Quotables
"It's not taking Appalachian treks across the land."
Environmental Spokesman Jeff Harris
About the northern snakehead fish that can walk on land. And all this time you thought walking fish liked to hike through the mountains.
"Yeah, we're smarter than the college kids."
30-Year-Old Post Office Kid Giles Gentry
This coming from a man who's spent the past six years of his life hanging out by a post office with teenagers.
"People are just ready to get out of here."
House Minority Leader Leo Daughtry
On proposed session limits in the legislature. That's cool, but please finish the damn budget before you go.
