Radical Rush
UNC radicals are trying to recruit students for their cause with events like a progressive party and a teach-in. This is just one of the ways the University makes Sen. Jesse Helms, R-N.C., proud.
New Kid in Town
A new SuperTarget might replace the now vacant South Square Mall. Great. This will just open up Durham to gang warfare as Wal-Mart will no doubt take offense to Target frontin' on its turf.
Early Present
UNC-Greensboro faculty are raising money to give staff a Christmas bonus. Later in the year, they'll start knitting puke-green sweaters for students.
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