The query is usually followed by a sigh and a perplexed look, as if to say, "Aren't we supposed to be building off last season?"
Or, sometimes, "The whole Peach Bowl thing did happen -- didn't it?"
Perhaps last year's success -- and the graduation/departure of many keys parts of that 8-5 season -- were the worst things that could have happened to North Carolina football circa 2002.
Well, that or Darian Durant's broken thumb. Or Will Chapman's bum wrist. Or Carl Torbush's horrible recruiting of offensive and defensive linemen during his last two years here in Chapel Hill.
Regardless of the reason, and there are obviously many of them, UNC stands at 2-6, 0-4 in the ACC. Quite a few people thought this team would have six losses this year, but most didn't think they'd reach that number so quickly.
But how incredibly bad is 2-6? What does that particular record really mean?
Honestly, each loss has given me a new perspective of the Tar Heels, one that only gets worse as they continue to trudge through the conference season.
I like to think of it in terms of levels of badness. Being bad is definitely a gray area, and sometimes it's difficult to get a handle on how inept you actually are.
So, the best way to determine the overall suckiness of a team is to break it down into delineated levels that allow you to figure out exactly how bad the team really is.