No, no, not quarterback.
Punter.
The Tar Heels sunk to new lows Saturday in their 59-7 loss to Maryland at Kenan Stadium, turning in such a desultory performance that the shoddy play of punter John Lafferty and a slightly better showing by his backup, Paul Roberts, actually stood out as one of the major subplots of the game.
Lafferty struggled mightily with his punts before UNC coach John Bunting finally yanked him from the game after the first half.
On his first attempt, Lafferty booted a 51-yarder that UNC's gunners nearly downed inside the 5-yard line but was ruled a touch back. Then things fell apart.
He averaged 27.3 yards on his next three kicks, one of which -- a 30-yarder -- was returned 77 yards for a touchdown. The other two enabled the Terrapins' offense to begin drives on the UNC 44 and at midfield, leading to 10 points in a first half that decided the game's outcome.
After a strong week of practice, Lafferty was at a loss to explain why he couldn't execute against the Terps.
"It was just a rough day," he said. "One thing throws off your drop and it makes it tough to get off your ball."
Worst of all in the eyes of the UNC coaches was Lafferty's inability to kick away from dangerous Terp return man Steve Suter, who entered the game as the ACC's leading punt returner with a 13.8-yard average and three touchdowns, the latter a conference record.