Flurry of Activity
Freezing rain and snow are predicted for the Triangle this weekend. Students can find creative ways to have fun in the snow by sliding down South Road on dozens of "peace parasols" left by protesters.
Start Your Engines!
Campaign season kicked off Tuesday. Pledging to keep the races clean at all costs, elections officials abolished voting and campaigning in favor of a monarchy.
Fire at Will
The Chapel Hill Town Council tabled a resolution condemning U.S. involvement in Iraq. Officials are afraid residents know about their plans to invade Carrboro and take over its coveted bike paths.