Behind some vintage Groucho Marx shades, Billy Sugarfix took the stage as host to kick off WXYC's 10th anniversary show Saturday night at the Local 506.
The University's student-run radio station organized the talents of local acts eNtet, The Moaners, Spectac and Jett Rink to commemorate its 10 years of Internet radio broadcasting.
While Sugarfix's disguise motif was mildly amusing at first, it soon became tired as he took on personas ranging from Santa Claus to one of his surviving relatives from the Hatfield-McCoy rivalry.
But his amateur-hour attempts at comedy were few, and the music soon took center stage.
eNtet was the first band of the evening, and with the appearance of a saxophone and stirring sounds of melodious runs, hopes were high.
But for those looking for classic jazz, things soon went downhill.
The band quickly dove headfirst into clunky free jazz. Now, good free jazz still has significant drawbacks because of the genre, but this music would numb Ornette Coleman - kind of like elevator music in slow motion.
In the middle of these barrages of incessant noise, minor players received solos, perhaps as a payoff to guarantee future membership in the band.
To be fair, if someone really listened for a message beneath the obtrusive exterior, he could find one. But you could do the same thing looking at television static for 20 minutes or listening to the rhythm of a washing machine's dry cycles.