Kvetching Board for January 30

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Dear Kvetcher from last week: I am not a member of the DTH staff" but I am hopelessly in love with Ryan Morgan.

Dear TA: Could you maybe learn the material before you try to teach us and not ""get back to us later?""

Dear UNC Admissions Office: Do the ladies on campus a favor and try to make the incoming first-year class more than 30 percent male.

Hey Blues Brothers: Haven't you used up all your NCAA eligibility by now? I'm not sure I can watch another cookie cutter"" re-run performance from you.

How many other students on campus were using a stall when The Daily Tar Heel cameramen busted in for Wednesday's front-page article?

Since when did Bobby Frasor and our ""Hall of Fame"" coach become off limits to criticism? This still is the University of the People" right? Carson Smith let me buy you a beer since you aren't drinking the Kool-Aid like the rest of our basketball team-worshiping student body.

To UNC Public Safety: Since when does being African-American charismatic and religious make you a suspicious person?

To my roommate's boyfriend: Unless you wish to pay half of my rent and cable bill get the hell out of my room. Please.

The squirrels back home live in fear of me and my pellet gun but on campus they just give me blank stares. Run squirrel! Don't you know who I am?

Attention anyone using the ITS labs: Do you need to use the big stapler? No you do not need to use the big stapler. Problem solved.

Seriously why does it take a damn miracle for us to beat Florida State? You're going to give me a heart attack Heels" and we haven't even played Duke yet!

Dear ""J-Russ"": Roses are red" violets are blue your poem doesn't rhyme so I'm not voting for you.

To the guy watching porn in the UL: I can see you.

Dear Suitemate: While we know that it's fun to be with your friends every minute of every day don't they have their own rooms? A two-week-long sleep over is a little excessive.

Dear Carmichael ninja: Stop bicycle kicking our doors at 2 a.m. and start taking anger management courses.

Odum Village Community residents: I think its great you want to feed all of nature. But neither the fruit flies you feed nor your banana peels and coffee cups are recyclable and therefore do not belong in the blue bins.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to editdesk@unc.edu subject line ‘kvetch.'