Dropping classes
For those students who hated a class SO MUCH that they were willing to stand in line in the rain outside of Steele Building on Monday to drop it: Why did you wait this long?
AIG
Seriously"" AIG? Do you want everyone in America to despise you? Thanks for spitting in our face with these exorbitant bonuses after we just saved you … again. We're done.
Post-spring break exams
Dear TAs and Professors: Yes. We mind if you schedule a midterm the Monday we get back from Spring Break. And no. We didn't study over break. Shame on you.
Facebook had an identity crisis this week and went all Twitter on us. We'll certainly miss the classic Facebook days of yore"" but we're sure we'll get over it like we always do.
Anoop
Wow. Anoop Desai's rendition of ""Always on My Mind"" this week on American Idol was the judges' favorite performance of the night — and ours too. You're always on our mind"" Anoop. Keep up the good work!
March Madness
Finally we have something to get excited about other than our diminished 401K's and new unemployment benefits. Thank you Tar Heels. We can always count on you to bail us out when we're down.