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Kvetching board for April 9

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To those still wondering whether out-of-state students are worthy of admission — take a close look at the guys who brought home the title.

To the person who wrote ""UNC are #1"" on the sidewalk:  Seriously?

Anyone want the outer cover of Tuesday's newspaper? Trade you for the Sudoku.

To the guy who tried (and failed) to climb onto Starbucks roof after the win Monday night: Lay off the Pokey Sticks" hit the weight room or at the very least wear a belt. One moon in the sky is enough.

Dear Professor Buzzkill: Wearing a national title shirt does not cleanse you of your mortal sin. No 9:30 class should ever be held the day after a national title victory and any professor with half a clue would know that.

To the wonderful boy who grabbed my phone out of the fire: I owe you my first born thanks.

To the person who stole my umbrella: Too bad that umbrella won't protect you from falling bricks.

To the couple constantly making out across from me at Davis: either get more attractive or go somewhere else.

Man those birds who kept you awake must have been so embarrassed when they read last week's kvetching board.

To the designers of the bathrooms at Rams Head: If UNC is actually concerned about water conservation why the automatic toilets? I'm pretty sure it doesn't take three flushes guys!

Dear Red Bull: You definitely did not give me wings last night. Five sips from you and I was up five hours later than I needed to be. I hate you.

I'm not looking for a husband I'm just looking for a warm body!

To the stranded motorists on Stadium Drive: We only stopped because we thought your friend was hot (the boy).

You know what DTH: Whatever.  I don't need you to post my kvetches. I'll kvetch on Twitter. For my five followers.

My bottom cannot handle the arctic temperatures of the basement bathrooms in the Student Union!

Hey roommate: As you constantly tune in to Fox News and tell me illuminating commentary about how much President Obama sucks slowly but surely you are turning me into a Democrat.

Ty Lawson and Wayne Ellington I know the NBA is calling but please stick around for one more year of North Carolina basketball! Not only are we all in love with you but two National Championships in a row would probably be recognized as a much higher accomplishment — and we need you!

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to editdesk@unc.edu subject line ‘kvetch.'


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