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Kvetching Board for May 21

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the fried chicken leg in the stairwell of Horton: Where did you come from and why aren't you decomposing?

To the know-it-all in my 9:45: You nodded 238 times on Thursday. I can't take you seriously. You look like a bobblehead.

I realize that Chapel Hill is different over the summer but who the hell are all these random people out at the bars?

To the people above me in Horton who yell through my vent until 3 a.m.: You're incorrect in the assumption that I don't really need sleep.

Dear girl who sent my friend a power point on how you hooked up with some frat guy on April 20 because you were high: Did you really think he wouldn't show the entire hall?

Frat boys: Are you dressing ironically or do you just not have taste?

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com subject line ‘kvetch.'


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