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Kvetching Board for May 28

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To all the people who kvetch about ""frat boys"": Glad we bother you that much; we will make sure to keep it up.

I finally get a taste of the North Campus life everyone longs for" and what do you give me? Cold showers and ants. Ugh.

To the girl who was looking on as I read an e-mail from my long-distance boyfriend: WTF mate?

To the guy who showed up to a job interview looking completely disheveled and carrying a folder with a picture of a kitten on the front instead of a leather portfolio: You are not a 7-year-old girl.

My Facebook news feed is almost completely filled with people complaining about what bad things happened to them today. FML.

To the random guy who jumped my friend's car battery — you rock.  To all the people who drove by for 20 minutes without stopping — I hope you get hit by a bus.

To the suitemate who polluted the bathroom while I was in the shower: I know who you are. Wait ‘till I'm done next time.

Would a second entrance to Dey Hall be too much to ask?  If there's a fire no one will ever get out.

To pedestrians: You may be right but you may be dead right.

When the loudspeaker says that the library is closing in 5 minutes that means you! It does not mean that it's time to start printing your 300-page document.

Media Resource Center? More like missing rental center. I'm trying to rent movies not watch your employees tiptoe slowly through the aisles trying to find them.

To the Theta Pi Chapter: Why do you exist?

To the student who wants free birth control: You have it already. It's called keeping your pants on.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com subject line ‘kvetch.'


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