kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the obnoxious girl who ruined game two for everyone by shouting nonstop the entire time: I'm sure Adam knows his number is 2-8. Please be courteous and put a muzzle on it.
In response to the person who thought I called them a bobblehead: It's not all about you. This person doesn't know how to have fun.
Dear Guy at the end of the study carrels: Please stop picking your belly button and smelling your finger. I'm trying to study.
Dear UNC: I know it's hot outside" but it's nearly impossible for me to dress for the frigid temperatures in the classrooms. Have you heard of the term ""moderation?""
If I fail my project due tomorrow because the UL and Davis close at 10" I might sue. Hint hint: It might be wise to extend hours next week for exams.
Dear CTOPS: Thanks for making me feel like an old creeper.
To the new U-Route bus drivers: Although the speed limit is 10mph on Stadium Drive it is lawful to go at least 5 mph over. I'm hungry and trying to get to Horton … quickly!
Come on people. The summer kvetching board is lame. Where's all the juicy drama?
Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com subject line ‘kvetch.'