kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
If gay means happy then why am I so sad?
Stop with the Facebook quizzes. C'mon — you're in college! Do you really need a quiz to tell you who your perfect celebrity match is? You're one quiz away from being defriended permanently.
To my neighbors: I'm sorry my back porch light flashes directly into your window like a strobe light for hours on end. Despite my efforts" it somehow keeps making its way back on.
To the so-called baseball ""fan"" who demands quiet at games: If you have such a problem listening to fans actually cheer and support our team" it's called a television.
Columbia University: seeing that you think you're so smart why don't you invite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad again to speak but this time assassinate him?
To those complaining about paying for scooter permits" there is a free bus system.
To the people who were ""singing"" or at least what you called singing: Learn that quiet down actually mean to freaking shut up! And next time" go to Duke!
Oh no! So what should we do with all of these budget problems? Hey why not spend $46 million to purchase University Square?
Why can we not get food but more importantly coffee more than 30 minutes before our 8 a.m. exam? And why can't we get food after 5 p.m. on
campus?
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