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Kvetching Board for June 4

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Roomie: There's a reason singers get paid to sing: They're good at it. There's a reason you don't get paid so please spare my ears!

To the Pit: No I don't want to learn about Mormons get a free hug vote for student body president or listen to the Pit Preacher. But I will take a free T-shirt.

To my roommate who has sex with boys in the room while I'm trying to sleep: I can hear you" and I don't appreciate it!

To Mr./Ms. ""Keep your pants on"" from last week: Sex is a wonderful thing. Expand your mind a little.  Or get laid.

Hey" Alpine Bagel dude: How about not using the same knife to slice my cinnamon raisin bagel as you use to slice the onion ones?  That onion aftertaste is just a little too much in the mornings.

To the person who called me a bobblehead and mocked me for falling asleep in class last week: I beat the class average on the last test by 20 points semiconscious hangovers aside. Wake me up if you need help studying.

Must your profile pic have to be a close-up photo of the engagement ring and not of the happy couple? Or is it more about the ring after all?

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com subject line ‘kvetch.'


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