Swine Flu
The hype is so over the top. To prevent swine flu"" see instructions on how not to spread every other disease on the planet.
Maymester ends
Maymester is over"" meaning the poor souls enrolled in it are now free. Was it worth it just to save two weeks of June? Absolutely not.
Beheaded Dinosaur
A brontosaurus at a museum in Durham lost its head. Our bets are on an angry 5-year-old. Parents: enough with the violent video games.
C-TOPS
First-years: We're glad you're here at UNC! But the amount of Tar Heel apparel is overload and only makes it more obvious that you're new.
