kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
All you summer schoolers complaining about all your work — feel better, you could be living at home for the summer.
Dear CTOPers, your cougar moms are hot. Bring them to campus more often and I can give them an orientation.
Word up professors, pile it all on now!
Hey DTH: Quit your groaning! I will complain at my leisure, thank you very much.
To Chapel Hill bus drivers: We’re in North Carolina, it’s late June, and we’re sitting in a metal box on wheels. The air conditioner should NEVER be off!
Dear driver passing me at the crosswalk: Don’t look at me that way. I have the right-of-way.
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