“It’s all fun and games until somebody starts losing their teeth.”
At the P2P stop near Hojo: “I have a penis, I know how hot Emma Watson is.”
“It was like someone gave birth to a cotton ball and it was running around being adorable.”
Me: “Doesn’t that sound like World War III in the making?”
My Roommate: “You know I’d be happy if the Germans tried again. It would boost the economy.”
“I felt like I could lift my weight in wildcats.”
“And the music video is scary, and has nothing to do with Mexico… like, what the hell. They’re like, Gay Nazis. They’re Gazis.”
“I don’t even know what orifice that is. It has lesions all over it.”
“We’re probably all better off without Sarah Palin.”
“But hey… What’s a daughter between friends?”
Lenoir chef singing Roscoe Dash: “All that mmmmm, in those jeans…”
“That’s how you make terrorists right there. Putting people in jail for 20 years.”
“Would it concern anyone if I sleep naked in the UL?”
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“And then he called me a sass-master.”
Girl, yelling across Pit: “And my ass is the piece of pie?”
“Eighteen months, living with 29 other women in the woods, is not the career launch I was hoping for.”
Girl outside of Mitchell Hall: “Guys, I have to call in sick to campus health!”
After receiving Intro to Rock test grades: “Can we just not smoke pot before we do the next test?”
Girl :”I’m not trying to be mean, I’m just being stereotypical. I can’t help that that’s the way my brain works.”
Boy in a Harry Potter costume: “If you come over later tonight, I’ll show you my magic wand.”
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