kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
- To the woman who flipped her car on Rosemary Street: What bar is open before 11:15 AM on a Tuesday?
- Getting a kvetch published in the summer: so easy, a freshman could do it (Yes, I said freshman. Bite me).
- To the girl that absolutely killed the Missy Elliot song at He’s Not on Sunday, you are amazing. Best. Karaoke. Ever.
- To UNC Financial Aid: Why do you give me money, then ask for it back a week later?
- Corporate B.S. = the Kvetching Board simultaneously trademarking itself and cutting itself down to four entries.
- To the student who kvetched about a lack of “babes” at UNC during the summer: welcome to life as a female Tar Heel. We ask ourselves the same question in reverse all year.
Send your one-to-two sentence entries to opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’
