kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
DayQuil: Making philosophy classes bearable since 8 a.m.
To the girl talking on the phone in Davis in her outside voice: The table you are crouched under is actually not soundproof.
To the creators of the Dozen Donut Dash: I guess State does have some good ideas.
To the professor who peed next to me in the urinals: Don’t think I didn’t notice that you walked out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
This girl on my hall asked me if I would sponsor her to play video games for 24 hours straight. I asked her if she was aware State is just down the road.
To the guy showering who advised his friend in the adjacent shower to “go to Campus Health if it falls off,” please, please don’t explain the situation to me.
To whoever pissed in the women’s bathroom sink in Connor: You’re either a disgusting random man or a freaky inventive hallmate. Either way, I might put some pepper spray in my shower caddy.
Guy in the next stall: Are you trying to have an endurance competition or something? Because I have my iPad and a colon full of Time Out – I’ll take you down.
