kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Zeller, I’m gonna need you to wear a few more layers out in the freezing rain from now on. We can’t have you getting pneumonia, sweetheart.
Saying Coach K is the best coach because he has the most wins is like saying Russia is the best country because it has the most land.
To the show-off bro who asked if I wanted a RapeWalk and then giggled like a little girl: I’d give you one, but I don’t think you’re man enough to handle me.
To the guy trying to climb the flag pole while smoking a cigarette: Stubbing your toe should be the least of your worries.
Sorry about holding the men’s bathroom door open for you. It was purely out of habit. I promise I can tell that you’re a girl.
To the people who voted against having our CHEM 261 test pushed back: Use the atomic symbols and go Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium yourselves.
Dear Larry Drew II, How can we ever thank you?—KM Fan Club.
To the girl who left her used pregnancy test on the paper towel holder in the UL bathroom: Congrats for making it through your first college pregnancy scare, it’s negative!
