Go Heels, Go Obama
We can all rally behind the President on this issue: He picked the Heels to go all the way in his March Madness bracket. It might be a ploy to curry favor in a swing state, but we’ll take it.
Henson’s wrist injury
Never have we ever been so concerned about the status of a joint. (Well, not this kind of joint anyway.) But it could be a lot worse. Too bad Hogwarts isn’t real, because Madam Pomfrey could definitely fix this.
Humans vs. Zombies
We know everyone rags on the game all the time, so we’re sorry to pile it on. But seriously, it is incredibly annoying to have to dodge bandana-clad “zombies” between classes. Zombies–1, Tar Heels–nil.
