This toast was delivered at the Senior Send-off in the Great Hall on Tuesday April 17th 2012.
We came to this place, so young and so bold; we’ll soon say goodbye feeling so wise and so old.
We’ll leave this place with a degree that we’ve earned, but in these past four years how much have we learned?
We started so lost, our major: undecided; philosophy, psychology, you name it we’ve tried it.
The rush of Fall Fest seemed too much to handle; I got a free shirt, but I lost my left sandal.
The video of Holden with the Rubix cube went viral; after Kendall’s wrist injury, our season started to spiral.
The thought of losing to Kansas gives me brain cramps, but in 2009 we were the national champs.
We took long study breaks on Davis eighth floor, and then binged on the cookies in the top of Lenoir.
We saw a football problem even a tutor couldn’t handle; we got rid of Butch Davis in the heat of the scandal.