Quickhits for April 12, 2012

Ballin’ out at Cobb

Good news: the basketball players have revived last year’s tradition of playing pickup with students around campus. Better news: All Kendall is doing is posing for pictures with girls.

Chapel Thrills

The #whatshouldwecallme Tumblr is pretty much the greatest thing the Internet has ever done. Its local knock off, Chapel Thrills, encapsulates our feelings better than words ever possibly could.

McAdoo to the rescue

For a minute there, it looked like next year could come close to being a repeat of the 2010 “rebuilding” season. But then JMM decided to posterize people for one more year. Ball so hard.

Sex in Davis

Telling students that guys find each other in the eighth floor bathrooms for “study breaks” is like telling a drunk person that Cook-Out is dank. Play on, playas. Just keep it off the tables.

Tours on tours

As much as we love seeing (and sometimes stalking) potential freshman, having to dodge a tour every five seconds is getting old fast. Even worse: parents in the dining halls. Make it stop.

Bipolar weather

Just when we thought it was safe to ball out in our sundresses forever, North Carolina reminded us that the weather here can only accurately be described as “cray.” Frost warning? Ugh.