Quickhits for April 25, 2012

Basketball prospects

Hey guys, only about six months until basketball starts again. We know the departures still hurt, but guess what, we’re still gonna be awesome next year. And that sport isn’t banned from the postseason.

Finals

Well, here we go again. Get ready to live in Davis and subsist off a diet of coffee and sugar. We wish you well in your studies this week, and remember, professors don’t grade these carefully anyway.

Best. Grad. Week. Ever.

Most years see exams ending on a Friday and Commencement happening that Sunday. Not this time. The calendar gods have given the class of 2012 nine whole days to go absolutely wild. Sorry, livers.

Gettin’ presidential

In case you were in a coma yesterday, Jimmy Fallon, Dave Matthews, The Roots and — wait for it — the President of the United States were here. The events were unreal, a fitting way to end a year at UNC.

TopO Blueberry beer

For those of you that have never experienced this glorious brew, let us assure you that it is well worth the seasonal wait. Go get it now, while the novelty is fresh and the fruit is fresher. You won’t regret it.

New ASG leader

Congratulations to that chick from App State who won the ASG election. Have fun trying to fix that disaster of an organization. We’re sure your pay raise will help. Just try to be better than Atul. It’s not hard.

LDOC

LDOC is that most beautiful of days where day drinking is encouraged and the weather is perfect. It’s also the day that we’re reminded that Duke has the money to have a real party and we do not
:-(

Duke LDOC

My, how the great have fallen. In 2009 we rode the Robertson bus to see Mike Posner, Girl Talk, Gym Class Heroes and Ben Folds. This year, our favorite snobs get B.o.B and some randos. And we got POTUS.