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For most of us, freedom means the ability to voice our opinions, to marry whomever we choose and to make our own purchasing decisions.

For me, it also means the freedom to put my trash can wherever I want on my property.

Allow me to set the scene. You return to your home off-campus after a long day of class, study sessions, meetings, et cetera, et cetera.

Your garbage has been collected — good. But wait, the government actually left some “garbage” of its own behind! There’s a citation hanging on your door from the Chapel Hill Public Works Solid Waste Services Division with a penalty of $25 — not good.

What did you do? Put innocent drivers in danger by throwing your trash all over the street? Pile flammable goods in your trash and then set them aflame? No. You left your bin at the curb, on your property, off the street, after 7 p.m. on pickup day.

It could happen to any of us; it happened to me. A fee of $25 is nothing to scoff at. That’s 4 hours of work for someone on minimum wage (after taxes, of course). While reading through the town code (we violated section 8-5), I remembered how much power comes with controlling the language of laws. The language is so vague that the town can enforce the law however it chooses.
What does it mean to be “at the curb,” as opposed to “removed” from the curb? Is 1 foot far enough away? 10 feet? 100 feet? 6 miles?

The town compounds this vagueness by enforcing the law inconsistently. We received a $25 citation, but we know friends who, on other occasions, received friendly warnings with no fine.

My favorite kinds of laws are the ones where different people receive different punishments.

I should note there is an appeals process, but even if you were able to somehow get the town to waive your fine, you’d have spent valuable time and effort just to prove your innocence.

Many people will just bite the bullet and pay the $25 rather than taking time off from work or school to challenge this ridiculous citation. Time is money, after all.

There are plenty of other trash-based crimes for the town to pin on you, too. Not bagging your trash, leaving cardboard in your bulk container and mixing yard waste with the garbage could each land you a $25 fine. All of them are ways for the town to make a quick buck at your expense.

I’d be perfectly fine with the town simply refusing to collect garbage if it’s not put out correctly, but going so far as to fine you is a bit over the top. Then again, what’s a government without the power to seize property?

Next trash day, I hope you have your trash can out by 6 a.m. and back in (whatever that means) by 7 p.m. Or else you could be next! Living in fear of the state seems to be the new norm in America.

Thanks, Obama.

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