kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
PWAD 272, a haiku: You are required/But there is just one section/Screw you, budget cuts.
To the girl who showed up at my house at 2 a.m. on Halloween with nothing on: You have beautiful eyes.
To the boy giving out his room number on the Kvetching board in order to get laid: Desperate much?
To all the attractive lady-Democrats out there: I voted for Obama in Ohio, and yes, I’m single.
To my suitemate who just finished her shower: You left what seems to be the entire contents of your hair in the tub. Please get it.
To the girl checking her fantasy football team in class: I will trade you Arian Foster for your hand in marriage.
I hope everyone remembers to send in their Dance Marathon kvetches so we can see how totally funny and original they are!!
Dance Marathoners: How’s about a trade? I sign up to dance, you GO AWAY.