Boo, everyone
Tuesday night, Duke faced off against Kentucky in the Georgia Dome in a battle between two of the most odious programs in all college basketball. To make matters worse, Duke — the greater of two evils — ultimately prevailed. While watching the game, the only thing we were rooting for was the roof to collapse.
GOBBLE GOBBLE
Thank God for Thanksgiving. Turkey, football and napping are a more then welcome respite from bad ramen, exams and adderall-induced all-nighters. The single bad part is having family members ask what you’re doing when you graduate. The only solution is to have too much cranberry sauce in your mouth to respond.
Good judgment
Speaking of our friends down the road, one of Duke’s women’s lacrosse players had the good sense and cultural sensitivity to wear blackface as part of her Halloween costume. Adding idiocy to idiocy, the picture was uploaded onto Duke’s official athletics website. And they wonder why people hate them …