So Hilary
Former tween Disney star Hilary Duff’s new album Breathe In. Breathe Out. is so good. It’s a post-divorce pop album that will have you ready to bash any man who has ever hurt her. Plus, turns out all of us who were fans of “So Yesterday” in elementary school were just deeply hipster third graders, way ahead of the Duff curve.
Mayo-Man
Tom Holland has been an- nounced as the new Spider- man. This news is about as exciting as hearing that your father is about to marry his third wife. Oh cool, another one? Maybe the flop of a third reboot will convince Sony and Marvel to produce even one film (not even a franchise!) starring a female superhero.
Thank you, Gmail