Bye, GPA!
In case Netflix wasn’t already doing enough damage to your GPA, UNC students living on campus can access HBO GO with their ONYEN and password. You can obsess over “Going Clear,” the documentary about Scientology, until you’ve reached the status of Operating Thetan and/or academic probation.
Milquetoast Hall
Does anyone actually think the Board of Trustees put more than five minutes thought into choosing a new name for Saunders Hall? We bet there was lots of debate between “Carolina Hall,” “UNC Hall,” “GDTBATH Hall” and “Can we please stop talking about racism for the next 16 years Hall?”
Russian into my <3
Shouts out to Rand Paul, America’s angry libertarian uncle for putting a dent in National Security Administration surveillance of American citizens. We hope Edward Snowden is doing whatever people do for fun in Russia. Ed, if you find yourself single, please send sweet encrypted nothings to opinion@dailytarheel.com
