Bye, Bennifer
On Tuesday, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced they are divorcing after 10 years of being Hollywood’s most low-key power couple. We’re sad, but the pain is minor compared to the agony of Kanye West’s split with former BFF Jay Z. At least we’ll always have the most dependable celeb couple, Cher and Twitter.
Baby boomer
Hillary Clinton’s 2009 emails have been released by the Department of State, and they’re shockingly similar to texts with your parents. In one string of emails, she and an intern puzzle through how to work a fax machine. Speaking of which — Mom, just click the little globe on the bottom of your keyboard to get the “picture texts.”
We're No. 1, maybe?