Kvetching board for Sept. 18, 2015

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v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Remember that time the DTH endorsed Pat McCrory?

I’m sorry, I expected my computer to work properly after spending a total of 3 weeks with ITS and a trip to the Apple Store. -_-

Is it too hard for a university such as UNC to post the lyrics to Hark The Sound on the Jumbotron at the football games so we don’t sound so stupid with 15 different speeds of the song?

Is there a reason we are supposed to care what the Pope Center says and does?

After Monday night, maybe the U.S. should make their national bird the falcon.

Shoutout to the kid in my POLI 100 class who asked if there was such a thing as laws before the U.S. Constitution.

I love that my professor assumes that if we had supernatural abilities we would turn to a life of crime.

La Rez needs to self-sacrifice to save Chapel Hill institution, He’s Not.

My dream political resolution: This house resolves to abolish the Republican Party for now and forever.

Dear J-school students, I know you are trying to learn, but could you please not record me and my friends talking in the Pit? It is a little creepy.

Shouts to the white boy who took up space by asking panelists a dumb question about homophobia in hip-hop at the Amiri Baraka symposium.

What’s the point of having printers in Davis if one is going to be broken and the other is going to be out of paper?

When asked to name a woman to put on the $10 bill, Jeb Bush proposed Margaret Thatcher. Apparently Jeb! is as dumb as his brother but much less entertaining.

I know you checked out the media editing room, but I have a project due. If you are too nice to kick me out, I will not be leaving any time soon.

If Chase Rice is the spring Jubilee act and we don’t get a homecoming concert, then CUAB should be abolished.

Please know how you will be paying before you order coffee from the express line. I have to get to class in two minutes and I do not have time for you to decide between credit or flex.

I am only joining College Republicans if they change the name of their presidential position to “Justice Never Sleeps.”

Biker Tip: Instead of shouting “on your left,” just place a baseball card in your spokes. Or just, like, don’t be a biker.

This year I’m voting for whichever presidential candidate can offer me the fastest and most reliable Wi-Fi.

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