“Don’t drink too much.”
“My girlfriend and I did it in a tree.”
“You can say it went well enough that I can’t really share.”
“I lost my earring and found it on the DKE dance floor.”
“I slept in a stairwell.”
“We jumped over a fence.”
“l definitely have poison ivy.”
“I made out with Bill Nye the Science Guy.”
“I took a power nap at 11:30 and never woke up.”