Cyclical, cynical
It was hot in December, a winter wonderland/hell-hole last week, and now it is springtime weather. We know this is the most classic North Carolina complaint, but that does not mean we will not continue to be angry about it. The temperature is changing so fast, and it is impossible to keep up.
Butt stuff
We too were glued to our Twitter accounts yesterday afternoon to watch the unfolding feud between Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. It all felt gross because of Kanye’s misogynistic attack, but then, gloriously, Amber Rose saved the day with one tweet. We can’t reprint it here, but long live #TwitterFingers.
Settled cheerlessly
We applaud the New York Jets cheerleaders for suing the team for paying wages so low they were illegal and winning a settlement. The only problem is they didn’t win much: about $324,000 divided among 52 cheerleaders. Why won’t supervillainous NFL owners avoid all this by paying living wages?