TO THE EDITOR:
I believe Wings Over Chapel Hill is a negative force on our campus community and must be stopped.
The other day, I ordered four pounds of boneless wings: two pounds of Jamaican jerk and two pounds of level three buffalo.
Before ordering, I asked whether the four pounds would be weighed before or after cooking.
I was given a firm answer that the wings were to be weighed after cooking.
Just for crystal clarity, I verbally confirmed:
“So, you are hereby claiming that I shall receive four pounds of cooked wings with my order, and if I weigh them upon delivery they shall weigh no less than four imperial pounds.”
The employee confidently responded:
“Yes, I hereby claim that you shall receive four pounds of cooked wings with your order.”