Temporary tats are the best, most economically feasible way to see if a permanent commitment would suit you. Metallic gold and silver designs have recently become super popular, a la Beyoncé. Real tattoos require hours of pain and hundreds of dollars. You know what doesn’t? A sheet of puppy-themed temporary tats.
Meninists
Here’s a list of imaginary things: ethical capitalists, Santa Claus, the square root of a negative number and the importance of mens’ rights activists. To all meninists, if we showed your mother your most sexist, ignorant tweets, how would you feel? Would she wipe away your tears? Would you deserve it?
NCAAHHHH
ou know it’s bad when a business built on unpaid exploitation and corrupt commercialism goes “North Carolina? We can’t get involved with a place that problematic.” Gov. McCrory, get some glasses that fit your face and take an honest look at your state. If you want better press, do something good, like quitting.
Love your librarian
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Are we the only people who feel bad about using the online book request feature from the library? Like, we do pay for it with our hefty tuition bills, but we feel bad sending someone to find a book for us just because we don’t understand the Library of Congress classification system. Sorry, kind Davis people. We love you.
