The University of North Carolina school system has a zoology program. We demand Margaret Spellings strongly and publicly condemn the shooting of Harambe. We must let the world know that UNC will not tolerate this kind of zookeeping. Spellings, please, do not let us down on this. #RIPHARAMBE
Make it strange
Not much on popular, mainstream media brings us joy, but we were overwhelmingly happy to learn Stranger Things is coming back for its second season. We think Eleven and the Demogorgan melded into one, kind of like something from Harry Potter. The characters must go on an epic quest to bring her fully back.
Thieves in the night
The Rosemary Lot added an automatic agent machine to collect parking fees. While we were initially meh, we pine thinking about how we can no longer wait out the inevitably tiring humans in the booth to sneak out the lot like thieves into the wee hours of the night. Also, it sucks someone is probably losing their job.
Falling down
We want fall weather, but we do not want the increased workload that comes with school progressing. While the semester just started, we are already anticipating the worst: Long nights in Davis Library, looking at all the happy dogs pass outside our window. It is the best of times and the worst of times.
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