The alarmists were right — the Trump administration is that bad. It might even be worse than what the alarmists have said. To all the people who told us to “just give him a chance,” look where that got us. We must continue to resist his rule. He didn’t deserve a first chance, and he sure as hell doesn’t deserve another.
Mu$eum money
The Ackland Art Museum received $25 million in one large donation. With the National Endowment for the Arts on the chopping block, it is refreshing to see people supporting art. The Ackland was already great, and we’re excited to see the museum grow! Please put some of our cartoons in your new fancy exhibit.
Inevitability of death
Today is the birthday of Opinion Editor Tyler Fleming. It’s sad that this intelligent, somewhat socialist, slightly pretentious and lovable boy is one year closer to death. Tyler, your taste in music might be “unpatriotic” or “literal industrial noise,” but we appreciate you unconditionally. Thanks for making us write good.
Neo-Nazis
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To punch or not to punch? On one hand, you might hurt your hand. On the other hand, it’d be a (not self-proclaimed, but pretty obvious nonetheless) Neo-Nazi. The decision isn’t ours to make for you! But imagine the question appearing in philosophy textbooks in the years to come. Come on, think-pieces!
